Not the Samsung Galaxy Note

Have you noticed the classic edition of The Meaning of Liff has the same length and width as the Samsung Galaxy Note?

By the way, this is a stealth post which I will not be announcing anywhere! How did you find it? You clever so and so!

The Sword of Destiny

Forged from a tree grown deep in the mountains of Qìdān, kept hidden deep within the vaults of the Dialectical Dungeon until today: the Sword of Destiny!